This is Chipmunk. He is a fingerpuppet.
He has a retard hat made out of a broken ping pong ball.
His sword is from Applebees and he is my conquering hero.
As you can see, Mike's The Pansy flower Star Wars toy car
driver was trying to abolish Chipmunk from his reign over my desk.
Chipmunk would not have it.
With Pessimist's Mug cheering him on during battle,
he is victorious as certain death by sword has
eliminated The Pansy...

Or has it?